It's not as bad as it sounds, honestly. I mean, I landed hard on my back so now it hurts to breathe, I'm bound to have a sizeable bruise in that "can't-quite-reach" spot, and I apparently suffered two small spots of rugburn along my arm that are now starting to itch and swell. I'm liable to be hopped up on painkillers for most of the day.

Yeah that's all.

~Leo